{"product_id":"the-feline-guide-to-surviving-your-human-workplace","title":"The Feline Guide to Surviving Your Human Workplace","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThis document was not approved by Human Resources. Human Resources doesn't know it exists. Let's keep it that way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor decades, the Feline Workplace Observation Committee has had agents embedded in every corner of the modern workplace—offices, warehouses, IT basements, home divisions. Their findings have been collected, catalogued, and classified at Level Green: general distribution among feline personnel only. Declassification was accidental.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're holding the result.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA taxonomy of meetings, including the species nobody admits exists. The Corporate Jargon Decoder. Six manager archetypes with handling instructions. Open office survival protocols, kitchen-law jurisprudence, an IT department field guide, the official FWOC Threat Level Chart (laminate recommended), and an ongoing investigation into a stolen yogurt that has never been resolved and never will be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten in the deadpan institutional voice of cats who have watched humans schedule meetings about meetings, ignore emails, argue about thermostats, and keep showing up anyway, \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eThe Feline Guide to Surviving Your Human Workplace\u003c\/span\u003e is for anyone who has ever sat in a one-hour meeting that could have been a three-sentence email. It is also for anyone who suspects, correctly, that the cat in their office knows things they don't.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kysa Steele","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":66775153770800,"sku":"9781971434247","price":12.46,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/the-feline-guide-to-surviving-your-human-workplace","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}