{"product_id":"meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-my-cat-came-from-outer-space-felinian-edition","title":"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow: My Cat Came from Outer Space FELINIAN EDITION","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe interplanetary bestseller, now in its original language!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Commander Fluffington's spacecraft crashed into Earth's atmosphere, his epic tale of feline conquest was lost in translation—until now. This definitive \u003cstrong\u003eFelinian Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy Cat Came from Outer Space\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e restores the text to its native Felinian, as it was always meant to be read: entirely in meows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery chapter, every dramatic monologue, every scheming alien battle plan has been painstakingly translated, word-for-word, into the elegant language of Felinia Prime. The result is over 23,000 instances of the word 'meow' that your cat will recognize as a gripping tale of interstellar invasion, catnip-fueled chaos, and one commander's journey from world domination to the discovery that a warm lap is worth more than an empire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse it to finally communicate with your cat. Use it as a Felinian language primer. Leave it open on the coffee table and see which page your cat lingers on — that's the good part.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere, the critics weigh in:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow.' — \u003cem\u003eCommander Fluffington, Supreme Leader of the Feline Imperial Armada (retired)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow.' — \u003cem\u003eLieutenant Whiskers, Battle-Scarred Orange Tabby, Eastern Perimeter\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.' — \u003cem\u003eToby, Unaffiliated Earth Cat\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Meow.' — \u003cem\u003ePrincess Buttercup, Persian, Too Much Work to Comment Further\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for cats who love science fiction, humans who suspect their cat is plotting something, and anyone who has ever looked into their cat's eyes and thought, 'You're not from around here, are you?'\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlso available in the inferior human-language edition for those who have not yet been converted.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Jowagi Productions","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":51102780293424,"sku":"9781963072747","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-my-cat-came-from-outer-space-felinian-edition","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}