{"product_id":"joe-smith-his-waxworks-classic-reprint","title":"Joe Smith His Waxworks (Classic Reprint)","description":"Excerpt from Joe Smith His Waxworks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI then goes back to Mr. Parker, and tells him what the old woman says. But you must come now, says he. I have promised that you should. I took your word. I will make it all right with the old woman.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSure enough he did make it right, for down he comes to the cottage next morning when I was at work, and talks to her, and makes her laugh. (i wish I could, sometimes; it would make life easier.) Then he makes her promise I shall go, and gives her half a crown for nothing at all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen I comes home from the job I was doing, she says to me, Bill, I have made it all right with Mr. Parker, and you are to go to-night at eight o''clock to the Blue Lion parlour to keep your promise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI know, howsoever, the missus did not feel so right as she said, for I could see clearly she was not at all happy about my going.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe says, You can''t go before gents at an anni versity in a smock-frock.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI says, Why can''t I? It is nearly new, and I always wears a smock-frock. Nobody would know me if I didn''t.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout the Publisher\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.","brand":"Forgotten Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":39707007254573,"sku":"9780332973982","price":16.61,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":39833310691373,"sku":"9781331689003","price":10.76,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/2357\/5085\/files\/9780332973982.jpg?v=1735493487","url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/joe-smith-his-waxworks-classic-reprint","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}