{"product_id":"grounded-forever","title":"Grounded Forever","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eIf you grew up with British parents, you heard the warnings, the guilt trips, the strange logic and the accidental poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"625\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eGrounded Forever!\u003c\/em\u003e gathers 250 ridiculous things parents actually said — from “Because I said so” and “Money doesn’t grow on trees” to the everyday threats, bargains and baffling bits of wisdom that somehow raised a generation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eEach saying comes with a tongue-in-cheek pronunciation and translation of what your parents probably really meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eFunny, familiar and sharply observed, this is part nostalgia, part translation guide and part tribute to the people who shouted because whispering didn’t work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"1054\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eGASBAG™ — \u003cem data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eGreat! Another Stoopid Book And Game.\u003c\/em\u003e — is home to sharp, funny, slightly unhinged books and games that say what other people only mutter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wayward Milne","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":67577147818288,"sku":"9781066790524","price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/grounded-forever","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}