{"product_id":"christmas-bitch","title":"Christmas Bitch","description":"\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large preFade fadeIn\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; line-height: var(--body-font-line-height); font-size: calc((var(--large-text-size-value) - 1) * 1.2vw + 1rem); transition-property: opacity; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Bitter; transition-timing-function: ease; transition-duration: 0.8s; transition-delay: 0.24878s; opacity: 1 !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word;\"\u003eThe Angel of the City of Nollag is believed to work miracles for those who have lost their way. Most would vehemently tell you Ophelia O’Leary is no angel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large preFade fadeIn\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap; margin: 1rem 0px; line-height: var(--body-font-line-height); font-size: calc((var(--large-text-size-value) - 1) * 1.2vw + 1rem); transition-property: opacity; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Bitter; transition-timing-function: ease; transition-duration: 0.8s; transition-delay: 0.263415s; opacity: 1 !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word;\"\u003eOverly confident and unapologetic, Ophelia is known for meddling in the lives and Christmases of her sister, Delaney, and her friends, Petunia Perkins and Calum Dooley. There was also that time she ruined her now ex Gregory McGregor’s New Year’s with an existential crisis. Settle in as Delaney and company recount memories of not-so-silent nights and exposed secrets, trying to sort through Ophelia’s antics, including a weaponized fruitcake and, just that one time, a busted Santa belly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"sqsrte-large preFade fadeIn\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap; margin: 1rem 0px 0px; line-height: var(--body-font-line-height); font-size: calc((var(--large-text-size-value) - 1) * 1.2vw + 1rem); transition-property: opacity; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Bitter; transition-timing-function: ease; transition-duration: 0.8s; transition-delay: 0.278049s; opacity: 1 !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"overflow-wrap: break-word;\"\u003eLooking beyond the stuffing and trauma, Ophelia had her reasons for this holiday havoc and giving up her innate ability to be two and a half steps ahead of everyone else. Follow Ophelia and step into the magical world of Nollag to discover that perhaps the best holidays need just a dash of mystery and a pinch of chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jack R Lelko","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":50389845147952,"sku":"9781737456612","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/christmas-bitch","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}