{"product_id":"carnival-hearts-screams","title":"Carnival Hearts \u0026 Screams","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eI was just trying to outrun my emotionally constipated, gaslighting ex when I saw the creepy red lantern glowing in the woods.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSpoiler: I should’ve kept driving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNow I’m stuck in some hell-circus nightmare where the tents breathe, the rides scream, and the Ringmaster wants to wear my soul like a necktie. Oh, and let’s not forget the two monstrous men who’ve apparently made me the grand prize in their haunted love triangle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGrimjaw is a rage-fueled cage fighter in a cracked clown mask who punches first and broods later. Morrow’s a poetic, demon-masked executioner with a sledgehammer and the emotional availability of a tragic Victorian ghost. They kill for me. They’d kill \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e if it came to it. And somewhere in the horror of it all—I crave them both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMeanwhile, the circus begins to fall apart. The attractions are alive. The shadows bite. And just when I think I’ve reached peak insanity, Death himself shows up—and he is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e amused.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSo yeah. I’m Rina. Trapped in a cursed carnival, fighting off eldritch horror, romantic doom, and my own crippling fear of dying alone and single.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWelcome to the Red Lantern Circus. Don’t worry—no one gets out alive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather,serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-bd2280cb-7fff-1504-871f-0709d501bfc3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.3800000000000001; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Merriweather, serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLove never dies. But in this circus, it might dismember you first.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YD La Mar","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":51201201045808,"sku":"9781962403481","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.thegreatbritishbookshop.co.uk\/products\/carnival-hearts-screams","provider":"The Great British Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}