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background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTo immigrate to the United States as a young girl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTo have great fortune to pursue an Education\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTo have opportunity for a Career in Silicon Valley\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTo have a voice to write my Story now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; 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font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhat’s wrong with this picture?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhy are basic human rights a statistical improbability simply because I was born female?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eI wrote this book to spark purposeful dialogue and ignite action for positive change.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTo illuminate real stories, real people who need Us to care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHelp me hold the torch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eUse Our Collective Power to extend our good fortune for All Others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLet’s beat the statistics.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMOTHERS LEAD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA Memoir | A Modern Woman | A Mission\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Journey of a Girl to Motherhood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Power of Women to Advance Evolution\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Mission to Empower Women Who Will In Turn Elevate All\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis Powerful work reflects Universal Human Ideals that I have had the good fortune and privilege to live out since immigrating to the United States as a young girl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eEspecially Advocacy for Civic Engagement, Education, Children's Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Services.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMOTHERS LEAD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eShowcases a spectrum of uniquely crafted writing styles and discussions on a breadth of Purposeful Subjects, interlaced with Humor and Intrigue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePart 1 - Illustrates Human Dilemmas as narrated through events of my Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePart 2 - Presents Proposals and Conclusions for a Just Course of Action\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eProse-poetry invites introspection and paints beauty as you see it in your own mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you have compassion, you will cry. If you have joy, you will laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYour support is an essential launchpad for Our Shared Journey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSincerely,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJenny Athena Wong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCRITICAL REVIEWS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eI was enchanted by Jenny Athena Wong’s first book, which lives in a space between poetry and prose. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eShe’s defined a style all her own, which adds to the intimacy of this very personal memoir. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt’s a work of Art. Everyone will take away something unique to them. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe story itself, unfolding through vignettes laced with observations and Calls to Action, crosses two Cultures and issues Challenges to both. You will be glad Jenny survived threats to her Life and challenges to her Strength to share this with us. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThere is also a lot to smile about. Jenny’s keen awareness of the world leads to delightful observations. She notices the tickling sensation of a grasshopper’s kicks when captured in hand.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eShe feels the World, invites Us to feel it with her, and to join her in making it a Better Place!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e— Terry Joyce, San Francisco Toastmasters President\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePart memoir, part meditation, Mothers Lead is an evocative and moving prose-poem tracing Jenny Athena Wong’s life-long battle against strictures placed on females.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStarting with her brush with early death as a second female child born to a family in China, we hear of the difficult road that brought Jenny to America, her decision as a San Francisco high school student to join ROTC against her family’s wishes and, throughout, her fierce determination to excel on her own terms. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis book is a celebration, a paean to resolve, but also an outraged and highly personal cry against discrimination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-8a786682-7fff-6d23-53d2-53827dbe91eb\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.2; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Georgia,serif; color: #535a62; background-color: #ffffff; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e— Dan Rosenheim, KPIX (CBS) Vice President \u0026amp; News Director, KRON (NBC) News Director, SF Chronicle News Managing Editor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"","brand":"Universal Truth Publisher","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46691236970800,"sku":"9798988785224","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":46692217651504,"sku":"9798988785217","price":28.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/2357\/5085\/files\/9798988785224.jpg?v=1728932713"},{"product_id":"the-night-before-christmas-in-scotland","title":"The Night Before Christmas in Scotland","description":"\"\u003cp\u003eThis classic poem, \"The Night Before Christmas\" by Clement Clarke Moore, has been \u003cstrong\u003etranslated into Scots\u003c\/strong\u003e by Scottish author Kirsty Strange.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlending Scottish humour with a jaunty musical score by James Strange, this version is a fresh take on a classic while preserving the original poem's festive and nostalgic essence. The beautiful vintage artwork of Jessie Willcox Smith has been restored and redesigned to illustrate this reimagined work.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo snuggle doon and enjoy this nostalgic trip with your bairns as you experience the magic of Christmas with a Scottish twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Twis th' nicht afore Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ewhen aw aboot tha hoose,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eNae creature wis stirrin'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eno even a moose...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eFantastic stocking filler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eA quirky take on a timeless classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eCherish this festive story for all the family to enjoy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eEnjoy singing along as Santa calls out to his reindeer!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli\u003eFun to read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Night Before Christmas in Scotland is a fantastic addition to any book lover's collection and perfect for sharing with others. Enjoy reading it with your best \"Outlander\" accent and share this keepsake with family members during festive gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis quirky take on a classic makes a fantastic stocking filler or Christmas Eve gift. 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Dive Into This Comedic Bathroom Bible!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eElevate your daily throne routine with hilarity! Whether it's that festive season, an upcoming birthday bash, or just because - gift a loved one with belly-laughs and cheeky bathroom banter. K. Murdle transforms an everyday restroom respite into a festival of fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003eFun Things To Do While You Sit On The Loo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e is not just a book; it's an experience! Tailor-made for that quirky family member or friend who appreciates a bit of potty humor. Overflowing with squeaky-clean jests and gags, this gem is set to be the crown jewel of any gift pile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003eHere's a sneak-peek of what's inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 0px 18px; color: #0f1111; padding: 0px; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eThe ultimate chuckle-inducing gift, perfect for that office buddy, kooky cousin, or jest-loving pal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003eThe go-to goofy gift for fun uncles, or anyone who loves a potty giggle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eA rollicking array of fart quips, loo-themed riddles, and the inside scoop on bathroom bloopers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eEngaging puzzles, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003ewitty word games\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e, and delightful doodles - share the joy with the whole family!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eThe lowdown on the strangest bathroom laws, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003ethe science behind that infamous 'toot' smell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e, and zany restroom trivia you won't believe!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003ePages bursting with top-notch laughs, unforgettable quips, and gags that guarantee a repeat read.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; list-style: disc; overflow-wrap: break-word; margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003eKnock knock Jokes, doodles, and games that'll make you laugh so hard you might need extra toilet paper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: -4px 0px 14px; color: #0f1111; font-family: 'Amazon Ember', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003eFun Things To Do While You Sit On The Loo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e is your one-stop ticket to comedy central. Perfect for fans of playful puns, lighthearted laughs, and engaging activities. Dive into\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700 !important;\"\u003e K. 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