This book is a serious work of swish idiocy from an englishman who needs to get out more. Chapters: Get away from him you BITCH! A tale of insectoid woe; Why I beat your Mother to death with a small pianoforte Beauty is only pitchfork deep; Maths Teachers with mutable codpieces A Universe made in our image; Swallow and Amazons Middle Management gets properly ventilated; Six plausible reasons for not joining The Crusades Atheist guilt and drugs; Seagulls with whiplash No comment; Our revenge will be slow but nonetheless effective Cartoons; Rugby Man, Piltdown Man and Manfred Mann Drama written by accountants; The Dinosaurs didn't die out, they just all went to Heaven Odd words, odd gestures at the fair; Made from real fruit, not concentrate Poof Basic Training; Phydeaux and the Probe from Planet Earth News from the Tunbridge Wells Gulf; The Charge of the Light-Headed Brigade That's that then but whatever shall we do next week?. Splendid! Most splendid indeed!
Number of Pages: 178 Format(s): Paperback - ISBN: 9781411682269 Publication Date:19/03/2006 Listed in:Humour Publisher:Lulu.com