Yacht Were You Thinking?: An A-Z of Boat Names Good and Bad

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    Naming a boat is as personal as naming a baby even if few male skippers would risk telling the wife that. The culmination of many years of dreaming and penny pinching, the purchase of a boat of any size is a huge event for any sailor, and with that comes serious naming pressure. Many boatowners have a secret fear that someone else got their brilliantly original name first - or ruined it for ever by reducing its reputation to snigger-worthy opprobrium. Sometimes it's so difficult to name a boat that skippers are desperate enough to ask the sorts of people who think Boaty McBoatface would be a good choice... The perfect gift for any skipper or would-be skipper, and featuring hundreds of common and uncommon names, this entertaining little book will answer perhaps the most important question new owners should ask themselves: what will this name say about me? And as everyone knows, once you've named a boat, you never ever change it, so it also answers the question: what is my boat name saying about me? Names will be categorised and listed alphabetically within these chapters: - Pun Intended some reveal a classic wit, others reveal just how many desperate unfunny dullards there are sailing around in yachts called Seas the Day - Common as Muck bad names - Moondancer, Wave Catcher and others that sound like names from a bad children's novel: where they come from, why they're bad, and how to avoid inventing another - A Bit of Pedigree good names - but probably too classy for you to get away with copying them - Don't Even Go There they might be uncommon these days, but sometimes there's a good reason for that - Word Piracy expressions borrowed from other languages - with varying degrees of wisdom - Myths, Legends and Gods inspired by heroes and deities of cultures now lost to the past - The Devil's Own don't tempt fate by calling your boat Invincible, as the Royal Navy did each time the last one sank/exploded - plus other superstition-violating names With fascinating history, a fair bit of psychology and a lot of humour, this is the essential guide for all would-be boat owners, and anyone buying a gift for Dad for Father's Day or Christmas.

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    Number of Pages: 144
    Format(s): Hardback - ISBN: 9781472944375
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    Listed in: Maritime history, Humour, Boating
    Publisher: Adlard Coles Nautical

    Books by Jonathan Eyers

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    RRP: £9.99

    Sale Price: £8.45

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